Author: Christian Jensen
Genre: Horror, Young Adult
Release Date: February 23, 2016
Publisher: Booktrope Publishing
Job Description: Editing
Synopsis: Having to fight off the vampires was a nightmare. Then the zombies showed up…
My name is Bob. I live in a small town in New Jersey with my grandfather. I have a few really great friends, and up until a few days ago, I wouldn’t trade South River for any other place in the world. Then the vampires showed up and started a war. We had help from my cousin’s boyfriend and his father, who are real-life monster hunters. I thought that was pretty freaking cool, but then it turns out that someone in my lineage was a monster hunter, too. I have a knack for killing things. It’s every bit as terrifying as it is awesome.
We started fighting the vampires because some of them attacked our neighbors and friends. Then we found out the vampires weren’t here because they wanted to kill us. They were here because they wanted to save us. The vampires knew something horrible was heading our way, something that could wipe out all the people on the planet. Trust me: the vampires weren’t being cool. They weren’t here out of the kindness of their cold, dead hearts. People are food for vampires. If people die out, so do they.
So the vampires showed up. Then the zombies showed up. Then I find out that neither of them is the real enemy. The real monster is the thing in the woods. It looks just like my dead mother…